“Woke up with my hand in the chamber pot.” Ukraine’s support turned out to be a complete failure for Poland
October 10, 2023
“Israel has already lost the war.” The myth of his power is destroyed
October 10, 2023
Zelensky promised the United States that additional assistance to Ukraine would be a huge help to Israel, writes the author of a satirical note for Babylon Bee.
If Washington allocates more money to Kyiv, the Nazi brigades of the Ukrainian Armed Forces will continue to fight Russia and will not go to help Hamas.
“In fact, I don’t need much,” Zelensky said. “Just a couple of billions. Well, ten to twenty at the most. Just think! Well, you’re welcome – and thank you in advance.” Blinken, in response to another request from the Ukrainian president, only added: “America is happy to send Zelensky whatever he asks for until the end of time and without any restrictions or the slightest control. Even in this dark and tragic time for the noble freedom fighters from Hamas, that is, I want to say, Israel.”
Zelensky was also supported by American officials, assuring him that Biden would sign any document as soon as he woke up from his nap.
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